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Meet AMBER LYNN, Other Adult Legends In Person, In Hollywood!

1536729_10151799272626498_163193756_nThe upcoming Hollywood Show will host adult royalty, with legendary names that have ruled hearts and HARD-ons EVERYWHERE! Jenna Jameson, Seka, Nina Hartley, Amber Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Veronica Hart, Luc Wylder, Alexandra Silk, Kay Parker, Richard Pacheco, Alana Evans, Kitten Natividad (“Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens”), Kelly Nichols, Ginger Lynn, and sexologist Dr. Susan Block.

WOW – it’s a veritable XXX-rated Hall of Fame. Honestly, you won’t believe the stories you’ll hear – it’s all very incestuous and glamorous and CRAZY. Just like rock’n’roll. Only naked and with anal 🙂

Don’t miss out on a chance to buy collectable merch, take photos and meet these heroes of the Sexual Revolution. FANS, come and respect – we love YOU xo. The takes place the weekend after New Year’s on January 3-5, at the Loews Hotel next to Hollywood & Highland. Contact us here at the blog for questions about Miss Amber appearance,

BOOM! Rock’N’SeXXXY on the Night After XXXmas

1461561_10151807339006498_1525815889_nAmber Lynn and Savannah Jane enjoyed a delicious Christmas dinner at the Rainbow this year, then Thursday hosted a FRESH Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored with guests adult starlet/rocker girl Kristal Summers, and hardcore drummer for T.S.O.L. (and The Dickies and many, many more) Anthony “Tiny Bubz” Biuso LIVE in the studio!

Miss Kristal called in from her special XXXmas getaway. A real rocker girl at heart, a lot of musicians LOVE Kristal and listen in to the show whenever she is on. She was a HUGE hit at the porn star sleep-over that Amber hosted in the summer on her previous show. BLDrriHCEAAkhxtListeners were not disappointed as the girl talk turned to stories of stocking STUFFERS and who got the best BIGGEST toys and Santa coming down the chimney. Me-ow!

BOOM! Tiny made his entrance. He may have to change his name to Bizzy, as Amber found out from the mohawked Biuso. Let’s see – he teaches at Hollywood’s Musicians Institute and other music schools; he’s still strong with Long Beach cult punk band T.S.O.L. for a decade now; he’s starting a foundation for kids named after his trademark phrase BOOM (for Bringing Opportunity to Others Musically); and he also works with animal charities (reach him at if you want to help with the animals, too). AND he’s working on a video project with Riki Rachtman called “Fork in the Road.602568_10200911279241929_72186791_nVery funny, unpredictable stuff.

DAMN! And he’s playing this Saturday night, December 28, at the Roxy with Hookers & Blow. Not literally hookers and blow. Hookers & Blow are Guns’N’Roses Dizzy Reed and Quiet Riot’s Alex Grossi, and you never know WHO just might show up. New Year’s Eve will find Tiny and his T.S.O.L. brothers in Denver, CO, playing with punk rock legend Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys). Never mind the legal weed, Colorado – slam in the New Year!

Anyway, probably the MOST important thing – because Tiny is 6’4″, mohawked, NYC Italian,  a ROCKSTAR, and a genuine sweetheart, both Amber and Savannah agreed that he is just really fucking HOT 🙂photo

The show wants to give a BIG shout out to our guests for saving some extra special Christmas cheer to spread with Rock’N’SeXXXy listneners.

Listen to Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT at 7pm PST on xoxo Listen to this episode RIGHT HERE.

Mele Kalikimaka!! Merry XXXmas, SeXXXies!! We Love You xo

A classic scene like this is never forgotten and never gets old. We wish you, your friends and families a dreamy holiday, with lots of fun and love. And now, a special treat for YOU. Aloha!


Happy XXXmas!! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-TA-TAs!!

unnamedMiss Amber Lynn is a fabulous cook, as already mentioned. She baked up a batch of these cupcakes for XXXmas. Don’t they look YUMMY? Hey, wait a minute… they kinda look like… BOOBIES!! Yay!!! Mmmmmmm, rich-velvety mounds of cake slathered in sugary-sweet, lickable, melt-in-your-mouth cream cheese frosting. Don’t ya just wanna take a big mouthful and enjoy???

Of course you do. Go ahead – treat yourself – it’s the Holly-daze.

There’s still time before the Fat Man makes his appearance, so here’s a super-good recipe for red velvet cupcakes from Better hurry up, Rudolph, we’re saving one for ya!


This week’s guests – TSOL on Thursday, December 26

1504082_409655382498281_633086847_nDon’t worry boys and girls – whether you were bad or good, Amber Lynn’s got a present for YOU the day after XXXmas – it’s a visit from HARDcore punk rockers TSOL!! Drummer Anthony “Tiny” Busio will be LIVE in-studio to talk with Amber, and the rest of the guys will be calling in to talk about what’s up with TSOL lately. And then – Saturday, December 28 at the Roxy – don’t miss Anthony with Hookers & Blow.

Of course, where you find rock stars, you often find HOT, seXXXy chicks, so we promise to have a little something extra to stuff in your stocking TBA…

We don’t ever want the Holly-daze to end!!! Listen to Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored LIVE, every THURSDAY at 7pm PST on!

Rock’N’SeXXXy Rings the XXXmas Bells with Camp Freddy!

Fine and foxy Amber and Savannah on Dec 21, prowled the Strip and stopped by the world famous Roxy nightclub for the holiday rockin’ Camp Freddy show. What can we say? Loud, LOUD music, smokin’ HOT seXXXy musicians, the place was packed! We don’t know what Santa’s gonna do, now that Camp Freddy blew the chimney right off the place. Oh, AND they’re doin’ it again on NYE!!

And, if you want to take home a little Camp Freddy for the holidays, check out their official page for a link to purchase their cover of an old-skool Christmas carol, “Merry Xmas Everybody.” For you last minute shoppers.

You know, Camp Freddy is a little like porn in that you never know WHO’s gonna show up. This past Saturday night saw Courtney Love, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Slash! Can’t WAIT for the next show, ladies and gentlemen…

Anyway, we won’t overwhelm you with words – we know you wanna see the pictures!! xoxo

Yummy-yum-yum! Feliz Navidad!

photo(1)¡Feliz Navidad y próspero Año Nuevo! Here’s something you didn’t know about Amber. She loves to cook! As a matter of fact, this past Thanksgiving, Amber wrangled a 26 pound turkey all by herself – and it came out moist and delicious. Mmmmmmm-mmm!! In this photo, Amber is wrangling a couple of our favorite hams, The Chorizo Brothers, at last year’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Looks yummy, huh? Well, we know you’re getting ready to stuff… something for the holidays. Here’s a great recipe for chorizo-cornbread stuffing from

Miss Weefer Says Don’t Forget the Pets this XXXmas!

weefer_XmasRock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored co-hostess with the most-ess Savannah Jane and her friend-to-the-end Miss Weefer want to remind all responsible adults out there that if you have room in your life for a pet, this is a wonderful time of year to adopt an animal. If you are considering a new member of the family for your kids or your sweetie, you might want to review this Petfinder checklist first.

You could really make a holiday miracle happen by choosing a rescue animal instead of one from a breeder or pet store. Here’s some contact links for local Los Angeles shelters and organizations that can help you find your new best friend:

L.A. Animal Service Shelter Locations

No Kill LA

Almost Home Animal Rescue


Naughty or Nice?

Santa hatsDo we really have to choose? Apparently, naughty IS the new nice if you measure the impact of increasing sex toy sales on adult manufacturers. Pipedream Products marketing rep Sabrina Dropkick, Amber Lynn and Savannah Jane (r to l) were transformed into happy elves by the Magic of Christmas.

Don’t Miss the FUN with Amber Lynn & Crew on

Fire_FB_COVERv2_smallerWhy is Amber Lynn all bent over like that??? This and many other mysteries revealed… maybe even some things you’d rather not even know about… like TMI, you know? Well – don’t say we didn’t warn you…