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Leonardo DiCaprio Has a HUGE, Big Dick

If you listened to Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored last night you heard the smokin’ HOT Bobbie Brown confirm it – for women (and a few men) all over the world – multi award-winning Leo is packing. Hey, Leo, is that an Oscar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?

Even Ron Jeremy was impressed – and Ronnie’s is 9 and a half!

Anyway, Bobbie knows what she’s talking about – the Amazon intro to her new book, “Dirty Rocker Boys,” names several other IMG_7472seXXXy, glamorous hook-ups: Kevin Costner, Mark McGrath, Dave Navarro, Sebastian Bach, Ashley Hamilton, Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson, Orgy’s Jay Gordon, and many more.

That’s right, folks – identical twins. Miss Bobbie Brown has been there, done that and bought the T-shirt.

The girls talked about Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, who Bobbie had been engaged to until he abruptly left her to marry Pamela Anderson. Of course, the rest is history due, in no small part, to the infamous Pam & Tommy sex tape. So now, we ALL know how BIG Tommy Lee’s penis is – and that’s pretty goddamn big. As for their broken romance, Bobbie and Amber agreed that it doesn’t really matter how big a guy’s dick is, if HE’S actually the dick. The break-up with Lee had a destructive affect on Bobbie  and was followed by years of wild misadventures, grudge-fucking and substance abuse. She says that though they remain friends (and she is best friends with his little sister Athena), he’s upset about some of the stories in the book.

There wasn’t enough time to talk about everybody, but Amber, Bobbie andIMG_7471 Ronnie all told tales of the scene on the Sunset Strip in the ’80s.

Today, Bobbie stars with Athena Lee, Sharise Neil, and Susan “Blue” Dixon in “Ex Wives of Rock,” which airs on the Slice Network in Canada and on Fuse Network in the U.S. She has a clothing line (which she was wearing) and she creates jewelry. Bobbie’s planning several signings for the book – the next one will be in her hometown of Baton Rouge, LA.

And not to neglect or forget Ronnie, because he is awesome. We LOVE him even IMG_7473though he forgot to bring a bottle of Ron de Jeremy rum (which is quite delicious). He did bring his harmonica and played a few bars.

Ronnie had a major health scare last year when serious cardiac issues forced him into the hospital for 6 weeks; since then he’s recovered, been watching his weight and traveling a little less. His schedule is still packed with appearances, movie roles and just being Ron Jeremy. His beloved tortoise Cherry is doing fine. Wondered if her full name might be Cherry Pie, but forgot to ask.

Listen to the Jan 30 show right here.

 

 

 

 

A Visit from Ronnie

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BREAKING NEWS!! On the show tomorrow night, the one and only Ron Jeremy joins Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored with Amber Lynn and our superstar special guest Bobbie Brown.

When Ronnie realized the magnitude of the glamorous and SeXXXy ladies that would be in-studio, he gladly agreed to come on the show. We also might have told him something about cherry pie. Pie and poonanny-nanny; that’s surefire hedgehog bait.

Have you ever seen an actual hedgehog? They’re adorable!

We’ll find out how he’s doing – last year he had a big health scare, but he’s lost some weight and looks good. Maybe Ronnie will play harmonica for us. HOPEFULLY, he’ll bring a bottle of his awesome rum.

WE LOVE RONNIE and we’re glad he’s dropping by. CALL IN during the show, to talk to Amber, Bobbie or Ronnie, at 323-203-0815. LISTEN to Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored on THURS, Jan 30, at 7pm PST/10pm EST on LATalkRadio.com.

Amber Lynn Does Vegas

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and we’ve got the pix to prove it. Of course, when you’re at the AEE Show and everyone’s got the flu, you usually bring that home with you, too. All the hand-shaking, hugging, touching, feeling and kissing that goes on – and that’s just with Ron Jeremy!

Amber hit the show quick and seXXXy this year, with just enough time to see old friends on the floor before making it to the AVN Awards on Saturday night.

And she didn’t get the show flu 🙂

Sweet Surprise! Muse, Model Bobbie Brown Will be LIVE on the Show, Jan 30

THAT Bobbie Brown – remember the cut-off shorts and roller skates??? Mmmmm-mmmmmm, sweet cherry pie a la mode, if you know what we’re saying. With that Warrant video (released in 1990), Bobbie Brown became one of those eternal Girls of Summer – blonde, tan and so, SO pretty – she’s still the pin-up fantasy of rockers and schoolboys alike.

SO, next week, Bobbie will be LIVE in studio with our hostess Miss Amber Lynn. Get ready for some blonde-on-blonde kitty chat about some famous former flings, like Tommy Lee and Leonardo DiCaprio. There will be plenty of tales from the Sunset Strip. Bobbie also will talk about her book, “Dirty Rocker Boys.”

Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored, January 30, THURS, at 7pm PST on LATalkRadio.com.

TONIGHT! Starlet Kasey Storm Rocks Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored

model-largeBlonde bombshell Kasey Storm is a force of nature, and tonight she will be a special guest on Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored!

Both Amber and Kasey both appear on webcamming site Streamate, so there may be some HOT talk about camming, or about Kasey’s seXXXy boyfriend, Tommy Gunn, who also is a performer.

We already know that it’s gonna be a WILD show – Amber’s music guest tonight is iconic vocalist Jack Grisham, of legendary hardcore punk band T.S.O.L. A dynamic speaker and man of many talents, Jack will be LIVE in the studio – so get ready to ROCK IT tonight on Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored.

CALL IN LIVE at 7pm PST, to the show and chat with tonight’s guests!!! 1-323-203-0815 at 7pm PST on LATalkRadio.com.

 

Jan 23 on RNSU: T.S.O.L. Lead Vocalist, Iconic SoCal Punk Anarchist Jack Grisham

Holy shit! Just in time for the NAMM show, Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored is SO stoked to have Mr. Jack Grisham as our guest next week, LIVE in studio. Grisham is lead vocalist for legendary SoCal hardcore punk band T.S.O.L., as well as a political activist/anarchist, dynamic speaker, certified hypnotherapist, author, and all-around BAD ASS.

You just can’t predict what’ll happen once Amber and Jack get on the air, but it could get pretty fucking crazy – so this is one RNSU you won’t want to miss! LISTEN Jan 23, at 7pm PST, at LATalkRadio.com.

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One Week a Year, the Adult Industry Descends on Vegas

Amber Lynn and the Rock’N’SeXXXy crew are getting ready to make the pilgrimage across the desert to Las Vegas for the annual Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards, being held Jan 15 to 18. Amber is nominated for this year’s HOTTEST MILF – don’t forget to vote right here.

Okay, so the bad news is because of the Vegas show – Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy Uncensored will be a rerun this week 🙁

The GOOD news is it’s last week’s show featuring Tera Patrick, Robert Steven Stine and Jayden Lee. There was a great positive response to the show, especially Amber’s interview with Tera – so Amber thought it would be great to run it again, while she’s in Vegas 😀

Enjoy this classic clip of The King – and stayed tuned to the blog and follow @rocknsexxxyU for live updates from the expo. We’ll also have an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT about our guest for next week!

The World’s Biggest Penis and, Perhaps, the Most Perfect Vagina

This may be the first time ever that superstar mega-goddess Tera Patrick got upstaged by a big, fat penis. Well, not exactly upstaged – but the penis definitely took over the second half of the show.

The first half was all Miss Tera, calling in from her life as a mom, as well as her many other roles: producer, softcore model, burlesque dancer, cosplay enthusiast, animal lover. Amber, Savannah and Tera chatted about Vegas and next week’s AEE Show. They talked girly stuff, like which of them has the best ass. Amber described Tera as refined and “lady-like.” Tera complimented Amber fashion sense, recalling a dance routine in which Amber wore only a fur coat.

Perhaps the most delightful detail that Tera let spill is that her current partner (and father of their daughter) met her while he was taking a mold of her vagina for Fleshlight, to create her signature line of sex toys for the company. “I got shy when he was doing it,” Tera said and she knew that chemistry was in the air. Shy is SO seXXXy.

Tera also said that she hasn’t shot hardcore scenes since 2008 and currently shoots only softcore, à la  Andrew Blake. She does webcam; Amber pointed out that webcam really is the new format for porn.

Tera will make an appearance performing burlesque at a la Mode Thursdays, at 1 Oak in the Mirage Hotel, in Las Vegas on January 16, as part of the festivities around the AEE Show.

Then, after Tera, there was the penis. And NOT Robert Steven Rhine’s penis. Well, actually, it IS his penis, technically…

Rhine is the “deaditor-in-chief” of Girls and Corpses Magazine, the only magazine about death, comedy and HOT chicks on Earth, ever. Like a zombie bikini mash-up with a necrophilia chaser. And maybe unsurprisingly, lots of very HOT girls want to be photographed with dead, petrified, mummified, preserved things – hence, the penis.

Won at auction, Rhine claimed that it came from someone named the “Polish Giant” or something like that – just one of many strange items in his collection.

In a pickle jar, a huge, soft-looking, flesh-colored, vein-y, severed penis floating in some liquid. With the scrotum attached. Like those eggs you get in dive bars and a bloated braunschweiger shoved in a jar. No one asked why it was cut off, so Rhine will have to come back on the show and explain how a huge penis ends up without its owner in L.A.

Amber said that she thought it was bigger than John Holmes.

Not to be overshadowed by the penis, beautiful starlet Jayden Lee joined the show, especially to lapdance Savannah, who was in her black leather. An exotic mix of Asian and hispanic, Jayden is a native Spanish-speaker – that’s really seXXXy. Jayden got a kiss on the lips from Amber, which not even Robert Rhine got one of those.

He did get a lapdance, though, from very lovely Jayden. And then he took his penis and went home.

To listen to last night’s show, click here.

(Photos courtesy of EMM Report)

Only One Week Left to VOTE for Amber

amber_boobs_ribbonedAmber Lynn is one fucking smoking HOT MILF, but only YOU can make her HOTTEST MILF for 2014 at the AVN Awards.

Fans can vote once a day until January 17, just click here to go to the ballot. A vote for Amber Lynn is a vote for freedom, justice and the American way!

Just LOOK at that body – built for SIN. That ass, those boobs, blonde hair – it’s all there, and been there since 1983, stoking YOUR fantasies. Make her dreams come true and cast your vote over and over and over again.

And look for Amber in Las Vegas this year at the Adult Entertainment Expo, Jan 15-18 at the Hard Rock Hotel. She and the RNSU crew will be roaming around looking for HOT SeXXXy people to hang out with. Join the fun, babies.

 

Sex Legends Invade Hollywood

The HollywoodShow.com, a celebrity autograph and movie collectable convention held several times a year, for the first time this past weekend hosted a room of adult movie legends – and fans were eager to meet them, as well as stars from mainstream films and TV.

“My fans are always so nice and respectful,” said Amber, who was seated next to one of her idols, ’70s icon Seka. “I haven’t had an opportunity to sign for them in awhile, so it’s nice to see familiar faces. A lot of them want the ’80s look photos, where I have like a big teased up blonde mohawk – I wish I had more photos with that look.”

Fans of classic adult were definitely not disappointed with the stars in the room – Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, Kitten Natividad, Kay Parker, Kelly Nichols, Jane Hamilton (Veronica Hart), Alexandra Silk and husband Luc Wylder, Alana Evans and Dr. Susan Block. Some of the mainstream stars that were spotted at the show included Danny Glover, Valerie Harper, Nastassja Kinski, mainstream crossover performer Scotty Schwartz, Tim Conway, and cast members from movies like “Airplane” and “Animal House.”