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Tera Patrick Talks About Her Induction to the XRCO Hall of Fame, on Thursday’s RNSU

Natural beauties like Tera Patrick are rare and delicate like an exotic flower. A beauty that blooms in front of the tera_patrick3camera and makes a career out of being a sex symbol deserves the recognition of her peers and the public. This Thursday, Miss Tera is LIVE to talk to Rock’N’SeXXXy about her induction into the X-Rated Critics Organization Hall of Fame. She will join the ranks of the legendary on April 16, at the awards presentation, which will take place at OHM Nightclub in the Hollywood & Highlands Center, in Hollywood, CA.

Since stepping back from movie work, Tera has bloomed in many other areas – burlesque, cosplay, motherhood – so we want to hear what are her most recent projects. Amber and Tera will recall for listeners what it’s like to be porn queens, how the business has changed over the years – and MOST IMPORTANT – what they will be WEARING to the XRCOs!

Don’t miss this opportunity to talk to one of the most beautiful women in the world (according to FHM and other men’s magazines) – call us Thursday night at 7pm PT at 323-203-0815.

ALSO: Rock’N’SeXXXy has some pretty BIG announcements to make on Thursday night, so tune in to share the love tera-ween1with us. New sponsors, live events and some amazing fun on the Sunset Strip – Rock’N’SeXXXy is growing. And we want to thank the listeners, fans and everyone that has helped the show along the way. YOU GUYS ROCK! YOU make us want to bring YOU the best in entertainment for adults, and RNSU promises that we will keep bringing it as long as YOU want it.

Miss Tera creates a stir with Rock’N’SeXXXy listeners and fans, whenever she makes an appearance and we expect Thursday to be crazy HOT!

Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored is every Thursday night at 7pm PT/10pm ET on LATalkRadio.com and Stitcher.com. Download at iTunes. Follow us @Rock’N’SeXXXyU and Facebook. Call us LIVE during every show at 323-203-0815, or shoot us an email at the RNSU blog.

The World’s Biggest Penis and, Perhaps, the Most Perfect Vagina

This may be the first time ever that superstar mega-goddess Tera Patrick got upstaged by a big, fat penis. Well, not exactly upstaged – but the penis definitely took over the second half of the show.

The first half was all Miss Tera, calling in from her life as a mom, as well as her many other roles: producer, softcore model, burlesque dancer, cosplay enthusiast, animal lover. Amber, Savannah and Tera chatted about Vegas and next week’s AEE Show. They talked girly stuff, like which of them has the best ass. Amber described Tera as refined and “lady-like.” Tera complimented Amber fashion sense, recalling a dance routine in which Amber wore only a fur coat.

Perhaps the most delightful detail that Tera let spill is that her current partner (and father of their daughter) met her while he was taking a mold of her vagina for Fleshlight, to create her signature line of sex toys for the company. “I got shy when he was doing it,” Tera said and she knew that chemistry was in the air. Shy is SO seXXXy.

Tera also said that she hasn’t shot hardcore scenes since 2008 and currently shoots only softcore, à la  Andrew Blake. She does webcam; Amber pointed out that webcam really is the new format for porn.

Tera will make an appearance performing burlesque at a la Mode Thursdays, at 1 Oak in the Mirage Hotel, in Las Vegas on January 16, as part of the festivities around the AEE Show.

Then, after Tera, there was the penis. And NOT Robert Steven Rhine’s penis. Well, actually, it IS his penis, technically…

Rhine is the “deaditor-in-chief” of Girls and Corpses Magazine, the only magazine about death, comedy and HOT chicks on Earth, ever. Like a zombie bikini mash-up with a necrophilia chaser. And maybe unsurprisingly, lots of very HOT girls want to be photographed with dead, petrified, mummified, preserved things – hence, the penis.

Won at auction, Rhine claimed that it came from someone named the “Polish Giant” or something like that – just one of many strange items in his collection.

In a pickle jar, a huge, soft-looking, flesh-colored, vein-y, severed penis floating in some liquid. With the scrotum attached. Like those eggs you get in dive bars and a bloated braunschweiger shoved in a jar. No one asked why it was cut off, so Rhine will have to come back on the show and explain how a huge penis ends up without its owner in L.A.

Amber said that she thought it was bigger than John Holmes.

Not to be overshadowed by the penis, beautiful starlet Jayden Lee joined the show, especially to lapdance Savannah, who was in her black leather. An exotic mix of Asian and hispanic, Jayden is a native Spanish-speaker – that’s really seXXXy. Jayden got a kiss on the lips from Amber, which not even Robert Rhine got one of those.

He did get a lapdance, though, from very lovely Jayden. And then he took his penis and went home.

To listen to last night’s show, click here.

(Photos courtesy of EMM Report)

On January 9 – Ms Tera Patrick – SO SeXXXy HOT SeXXXy

tera-patrick-1050x1680We’re really proud to announce – on our next show, Jan 9 at 7pm PST – porn royalty Ms Tera Patrick will join us for some girly chat. Tera, Amber and Savannah will dish the dirt, only a week before the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, Jan 15-17.

Tera is a sweetheart. She and Amber go a ways back. Tera is a beautiful woman, caring mom and partner, she loves her pets. And frankly, she may have the most perfect breasts on Earth – let’s just SAY IT – they are luscious, pillow-y, HOT, heaving mounds of woman flesh and we LOVE that. LOVE. Yummy yum yum!

Ms Tera also has an amazing following in the gamer world after an appearance in Saints Row II and she is into cosplay, which is really fucking hot. Like, imagine Tera Patrick in a plush, pink, furry kitty kat bustier and thong, Google Glass(es), 6″ heel pink vinyl Hello Kitty thigh-high boots, lots of diamond bling and an AK-47… and whiskers…well, you get the picture. AND she performs a sought-after burlesque act that involves a lot of seXXXy lingerie and high heels.

Oh – just fyi – Tera AND Amber and A LOT of legendary adult stars also will be appearing at the HollywoodShow.com THIS WEEKEND, Jan 3-5, at the Loews Hollywood Hotel. Don’t miss this opportunity to meet them in person, take pictures, get autographs and hang out with so many adult icons in one spot!

LISTEN to Tera Patrick LIVE this Thursday, Jan 9 at 7pm PST, on Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored @ LATalkRadio.com.