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Happy XXXmas!! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-TA-TAs!!

unnamedMiss Amber Lynn is a fabulous cook, as already mentioned. She baked up a batch of these cupcakes for XXXmas. Don’t they look YUMMY? Hey, wait a minute… they kinda look like… BOOBIES!! Yay!!! Mmmmmmm, rich-velvety mounds of cake slathered in sugary-sweet, lickable, melt-in-your-mouth cream cheese frosting. Don’t ya just wanna take a big mouthful and enjoy???

Of course you do. Go ahead – treat yourself – it’s the Holly-daze.

There’s still time before the Fat Man makes his appearance, so here’s a super-good recipe for red velvet cupcakes from Better hurry up, Rudolph, we’re saving one for ya!


Yummy-yum-yum! Feliz Navidad!

photo(1)¡Feliz Navidad y próspero Año Nuevo! Here’s something you didn’t know about Amber. She loves to cook! As a matter of fact, this past Thanksgiving, Amber wrangled a 26 pound turkey all by herself – and it came out moist and delicious. Mmmmmmm-mmm!! In this photo, Amber is wrangling a couple of our favorite hams, The Chorizo Brothers, at last year’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Looks yummy, huh? Well, we know you’re getting ready to stuff… something for the holidays. Here’s a great recipe for chorizo-cornbread stuffing from