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Media Whores? Hell Yes, We Are!

1779253_10151877697611498_8103653_nAnd we don’t mind BLOWING our own horn every once in awhile – Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored was featured in a story today by adult industry trade publication XBIZ, and we are so proud and happy. We want to thank YOU listeners, because RNSU loves to bring you the hottest guests, most interesting topics and seXXXiest adult conversation on the air. Anyway, if you would like to read the story, here’s a link.

RNSU also would like to thank all the guests that have been so great, so exciting and SO seXXXy – iconic stars like Seka, Ron Jeremy, Janine and Tera Patrick, music guests like Channel Zero, TSOL‘s Jack Grisham and Tiny Buizo, as well as the Ex Wives of Rock‘s Bobbie Brown, Athena Kottack, Lorraine Lewis, Sharise Neil. And breakout starlets Jayden Lee, Kacey Storm, Krystal Summers and Nikki Phoenix, with adult directors Miles Long and Erica McLean.

Thanks to everyone for helping us Rock It SEXXXY!

 

 

One Week a Year, the Adult Industry Descends on Vegas

Amber Lynn and the Rock’N’SeXXXy crew are getting ready to make the pilgrimage across the desert to Las Vegas for the annual Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards, being held Jan 15 to 18. Amber is nominated for this year’s HOTTEST MILF – don’t forget to vote right here.

Okay, so the bad news is because of the Vegas show – Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy Uncensored will be a rerun this week 🙁

The GOOD news is it’s last week’s show featuring Tera Patrick, Robert Steven Stine and Jayden Lee. There was a great positive response to the show, especially Amber’s interview with Tera – so Amber thought it would be great to run it again, while she’s in Vegas 😀

Enjoy this classic clip of The King – and stayed tuned to the blog and follow @rocknsexxxyU for live updates from the expo. We’ll also have an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT about our guest for next week!

The World’s Biggest Penis and, Perhaps, the Most Perfect Vagina

This may be the first time ever that superstar mega-goddess Tera Patrick got upstaged by a big, fat penis. Well, not exactly upstaged – but the penis definitely took over the second half of the show.

The first half was all Miss Tera, calling in from her life as a mom, as well as her many other roles: producer, softcore model, burlesque dancer, cosplay enthusiast, animal lover. Amber, Savannah and Tera chatted about Vegas and next week’s AEE Show. They talked girly stuff, like which of them has the best ass. Amber described Tera as refined and “lady-like.” Tera complimented Amber fashion sense, recalling a dance routine in which Amber wore only a fur coat.

Perhaps the most delightful detail that Tera let spill is that her current partner (and father of their daughter) met her while he was taking a mold of her vagina for Fleshlight, to create her signature line of sex toys for the company. “I got shy when he was doing it,” Tera said and she knew that chemistry was in the air. Shy is SO seXXXy.

Tera also said that she hasn’t shot hardcore scenes since 2008 and currently shoots only softcore, à la  Andrew Blake. She does webcam; Amber pointed out that webcam really is the new format for porn.

Tera will make an appearance performing burlesque at a la Mode Thursdays, at 1 Oak in the Mirage Hotel, in Las Vegas on January 16, as part of the festivities around the AEE Show.

Then, after Tera, there was the penis. And NOT Robert Steven Rhine’s penis. Well, actually, it IS his penis, technically…

Rhine is the “deaditor-in-chief” of Girls and Corpses Magazine, the only magazine about death, comedy and HOT chicks on Earth, ever. Like a zombie bikini mash-up with a necrophilia chaser. And maybe unsurprisingly, lots of very HOT girls want to be photographed with dead, petrified, mummified, preserved things – hence, the penis.

Won at auction, Rhine claimed that it came from someone named the “Polish Giant” or something like that – just one of many strange items in his collection.

In a pickle jar, a huge, soft-looking, flesh-colored, vein-y, severed penis floating in some liquid. With the scrotum attached. Like those eggs you get in dive bars and a bloated braunschweiger shoved in a jar. No one asked why it was cut off, so Rhine will have to come back on the show and explain how a huge penis ends up without its owner in L.A.

Amber said that she thought it was bigger than John Holmes.

Not to be overshadowed by the penis, beautiful starlet Jayden Lee joined the show, especially to lapdance Savannah, who was in her black leather. An exotic mix of Asian and hispanic, Jayden is a native Spanish-speaker – that’s really seXXXy. Jayden got a kiss on the lips from Amber, which not even Robert Rhine got one of those.

He did get a lapdance, though, from very lovely Jayden. And then he took his penis and went home.

To listen to last night’s show, click here.

(Photos courtesy of EMM Report)