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You Know the Dennis Rodman That’s BFFs with Kim Jong-un? Yeah, THAT Dennis Rodman, On Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored This Week

This gets filed under the “WTF?,” Twilight Zone weirdness of all celebrity guest appearances of ALL time – this Thursday night, June 12, LIVE on Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored, former NBA superstar, international bon vivant, and fulltime seXXXy-licious mofo Dennis Rodman joins the RNSU crew. Who knows what potentially explosive commentary will spill from the pierced lips of probably the most famous B-ball bad boy of all time???

Don’t ask us how we got him. Amber had to do A LOT to secure this groundbreaking, one-of-a-kind interview with Rodman. Practically the XXX-rated Barbara Walters, Amber’s conversation with Rodman promises to be freaky-fresh, totally surreal and, of course – uncensored!

In fact, Amber and lovely co-hostess actress Kristen Renton (who appears in FX’s “Sons of Anarachy”) are currently doing their Kegel exercises and getting piercings in preparation for Rodman’s appearance, and will have their foxiest groove ON for Dennis. We will make every effort to make sure that NOT all of Amber’s questions are penis or sex-related. Hopefully, we’ll get to talk about Dennis’ decade as a WCW wrestling star and his appearance Saturday, June 14th, at super-mega wrestling fan show House of Hardcore VI, at Harrah’s Rincon Casino in Valley Center, CA (northeast of San Diego).

All kidding aside, Dennis is a lovely man, an emotional man – he’s a thinking man, and we want to know what the hell he’s thinking about, because he doesn’t think like anyone else. He’s unique. Struggled up out of adversity to become a basketball star, a court legend. Beyond sports, Dennis has created a persona of individuality and freedom, despite many of life’s most dramatic ups and downs. He’s a man that’s struggled with many of the same issues all of us have. He’s a man that looks damn fine in a chartreuse marabou boa and heels. And very, very seXXXy, which goes without saying. Dennis is uncensored, baby, so RNSU says “Welcome home!”

Even though we used Kim Jong-un in the headline, we personally think all that news about Rodman and North Korea has overshadowed the real man. Please take a moment to listen to Dennis’ 2011 NBA Hall of Fame induction speech, which is beautiful:

This week’s show is gonna be BIG – we need MORE than an hour, baby! Sponsor us and make insane things happen with the RNSU crew xoxo – contact jojo@rock-n-sexxxy-uncensored.com. With much respect to sponsor HUSTLER HOLLYWOOD.

Remember to join Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXyUnCensored, every THURSDAY, 7pm PT/10pm ET on LATalkRadio.com and Stitcher.com. If you miss the show, download it at iTunes. Please, follow us @RockNSeXXXyU and Facebook.

From One Porn Star to Another

It’s rare, but every once in awhile, porn stars align across the XXX universe, across space and time, and you get women of IMG_7647different X-rated eras together for a chat – that’s what happened last Thursday on Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored.

Representing that brand new, starry-eyed young beauty – fresh from right off of the bus – was super new starlet Jenna Ivory. Amber Lynn and Jenna met at the XRCO Awards (Jenna’s very first XRCO event) just the night before, and came into the studio for one of her very first radio interviews. Pretty as a princess at a ball, Jenna has really done very few scenes and is only doing girl/girl for now.

ALSO on the show last week – the awesome woman that is everywhere right now, Miss Bonnie Rotten. Already recipient of Best Female Performer at January’s AVN Awards, Bonnie kicked ASS on the Super Slut award and then called into RNSU the very next night! In fact, Bonnie called from set, where she had just completed another extreme scene – literally calling us after wiping her face clean from the festivities. She’s so awesome, though, nothing phases her. In fact, she’s pretty fucking stoked.

Like in any other industry, performers give each other tips. Co-host Tiny Biuso agreed that musicians are always showing a band mate how to play a riff or do a trick. So, no surprise that women in the adult industry sometimes help a sista out with some pointers. For a young performer like Jenna, there’s a lot to learn regarding make-up, photography, wardrobe, how to pose, different sexual positions and acts, healthcare & hygiene – and that’s just for starters!

Amber admitted, in 1983, when she arrived in the business, that she was sexually-inexperienced. Then using her hands, Amber demonstrated an oral sex technique that looked like a couple of slaps and some yanking – Jenna looked confused, probably because without an actual PENIS to practice on, it was kinda confusing. And Tiny wasn’t volunteering.

Then, just as Amber explained that she’d learned the oral maneuver from classic adult star Karen Summer – Karen Summer 265541calls into the show!! Also seen at the XRCO, Karen sounded thrilled to be back in the limelight and camera flashing.

Miss Rotten has enough energy to launch an armada, and a can-do attitude that has gotten her to the top of the industry in short order. She represents the intelligent, alternative young woman that is all about pushing the limits, doing it her way, being up-front and out-front – what some feminists might call “empowered.” Bonnie’s got the power, alright.

So, when Amber asked Bonnie what advice she had for young Jenna, Bonnie came straight out and said, “NEVER be desperate in this business. Because if you’re desperate, then they’ve got you.” Without sounding ominous, that is a wise piece of advice (for any girl, in any profession).

Amber will be at the Chiller Theater Expo in Parsippany, NJ, this weekend. SO, we’re rerunning the show we did in February with Cypress Hill’s B Real and super HOT starlet Nikita Von James.

JOIN US on May 1st, MAY DAY for a brand new show. Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored airs every Thursday night, 7pm PT/10pm ET on LATalkRadio.com and Stitcher.com. Visit the RNSU Blog for guest updates, photos, news. If you miss the show, download it at iTunes. And please, follow us on Twitter @RockNSeXXXyU and Facebook. AND CALL US when the show is on LIVE at 323-203-0815.

Hats Off to Morgana Welch!

Part of being Rock’N’SeXXXy is that wild, almost reckless desire to push boundaries – to feel the freedom of your own tumblr_mywllhT4en1tofx6ao1_1280choices. That describes how a lot of us remember the ’70s being – a carefree time, when ecstatic experiences were encouraged, actually sought after. In that respect, Morgana Welch has lived a life to be envied – a golden groupie of the highest echelon, dancing the days away with famous musicians like Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, Roy Harper and a few others.

Sex, drugs and rock’n’roll defined the era and Morgana was on the scene; at the Continental Hyatt House, hoping some famous rock musician might take a fancy to a tanned, turned-on teen queen of the Sunset Strip. She recorded it all in a memoir called “The Hollywood Diaries.” Available for Kindle and also in hardcopy from Amazon (this would be a great read alongside another RNSU guest’s book, “Dirty, Rocker Boys” by video vixen Bobbie Brown, who was a muse of the ’80s – that’s your Rock’N’SeXXXy summer reading recommendations).

RNSU was so honored to have Morgana on last Thursday! Especially producer Jojo, who has wanted to squeeze mw711bRobert Plant’s lemon since she was about 13, back in the ’70s. Morgana confirmed that Plant is very nice, just as Jojo imagined, and that he has a big… penis. Since that’s as close as producer Jojo is likely to get to Robert Plant’s penis, she’s quite happy with that information. We also found out that Morgana had a FOURSOME with musicians John Paul Jones, Roy Harper and (we’re assuming) another lovely, young lady. Well, well! John Paul Jones – it’s always the quiet ones that turn out to be the most fun, right?

Morgana knew Iggy Pop only in passing. She recalled warm memories of the Winter Brothers. There’s a photo of her, sitting next to young David Bowie, when he first came to America. If you want to know the rest, buy the book. We love you, Miss Morgana, fine and foxy as you are, for being a luminary during that enlightened period that will turn out to be the golden years of electric rock’n’roll. Producer Jojo salutes you! Hats off to a woman brave and bodacious enough to live those fantasies. That’s what Rock’N’SeXXXy is ALL about!

If you missed it, listen to the show here.

Leonardo DiCaprio Has a HUGE, Big Dick

If you listened to Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored last night you heard the smokin’ HOT Bobbie Brown confirm it – for women (and a few men) all over the world – multi award-winning Leo is packing. Hey, Leo, is that an Oscar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?

Even Ron Jeremy was impressed – and Ronnie’s is 9 and a half!

Anyway, Bobbie knows what she’s talking about – the Amazon intro to her new book, “Dirty Rocker Boys,” names several other IMG_7472seXXXy, glamorous hook-ups: Kevin Costner, Mark McGrath, Dave Navarro, Sebastian Bach, Ashley Hamilton, Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson, Orgy’s Jay Gordon, and many more.

That’s right, folks – identical twins. Miss Bobbie Brown has been there, done that and bought the T-shirt.

The girls talked about Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, who Bobbie had been engaged to until he abruptly left her to marry Pamela Anderson. Of course, the rest is history due, in no small part, to the infamous Pam & Tommy sex tape. So now, we ALL know how BIG Tommy Lee’s penis is – and that’s pretty goddamn big. As for their broken romance, Bobbie and Amber agreed that it doesn’t really matter how big a guy’s dick is, if HE’S actually the dick. The break-up with Lee had a destructive affect on Bobbie  and was followed by years of wild misadventures, grudge-fucking and substance abuse. She says that though they remain friends (and she is best friends with his little sister Athena), he’s upset about some of the stories in the book.

There wasn’t enough time to talk about everybody, but Amber, Bobbie andIMG_7471 Ronnie all told tales of the scene on the Sunset Strip in the ’80s.

Today, Bobbie stars with Athena Lee, Sharise Neil, and Susan “Blue” Dixon in “Ex Wives of Rock,” which airs on the Slice Network in Canada and on Fuse Network in the U.S. She has a clothing line (which she was wearing) and she creates jewelry. Bobbie’s planning several signings for the book – the next one will be in her hometown of Baton Rouge, LA.

And not to neglect or forget Ronnie, because he is awesome. We LOVE him even IMG_7473though he forgot to bring a bottle of Ron de Jeremy rum (which is quite delicious). He did bring his harmonica and played a few bars.

Ronnie had a major health scare last year when serious cardiac issues forced him into the hospital for 6 weeks; since then he’s recovered, been watching his weight and traveling a little less. His schedule is still packed with appearances, movie roles and just being Ron Jeremy. His beloved tortoise Cherry is doing fine. Wondered if her full name might be Cherry Pie, but forgot to ask.

Listen to the Jan 30 show right here.

 

 

 

 

The World’s Biggest Penis and, Perhaps, the Most Perfect Vagina

This may be the first time ever that superstar mega-goddess Tera Patrick got upstaged by a big, fat penis. Well, not exactly upstaged – but the penis definitely took over the second half of the show.

The first half was all Miss Tera, calling in from her life as a mom, as well as her many other roles: producer, softcore model, burlesque dancer, cosplay enthusiast, animal lover. Amber, Savannah and Tera chatted about Vegas and next week’s AEE Show. They talked girly stuff, like which of them has the best ass. Amber described Tera as refined and “lady-like.” Tera complimented Amber fashion sense, recalling a dance routine in which Amber wore only a fur coat.

Perhaps the most delightful detail that Tera let spill is that her current partner (and father of their daughter) met her while he was taking a mold of her vagina for Fleshlight, to create her signature line of sex toys for the company. “I got shy when he was doing it,” Tera said and she knew that chemistry was in the air. Shy is SO seXXXy.

Tera also said that she hasn’t shot hardcore scenes since 2008 and currently shoots only softcore, à la  Andrew Blake. She does webcam; Amber pointed out that webcam really is the new format for porn.

Tera will make an appearance performing burlesque at a la Mode Thursdays, at 1 Oak in the Mirage Hotel, in Las Vegas on January 16, as part of the festivities around the AEE Show.

Then, after Tera, there was the penis. And NOT Robert Steven Rhine’s penis. Well, actually, it IS his penis, technically…

Rhine is the “deaditor-in-chief” of Girls and Corpses Magazine, the only magazine about death, comedy and HOT chicks on Earth, ever. Like a zombie bikini mash-up with a necrophilia chaser. And maybe unsurprisingly, lots of very HOT girls want to be photographed with dead, petrified, mummified, preserved things – hence, the penis.

Won at auction, Rhine claimed that it came from someone named the “Polish Giant” or something like that – just one of many strange items in his collection.

In a pickle jar, a huge, soft-looking, flesh-colored, vein-y, severed penis floating in some liquid. With the scrotum attached. Like those eggs you get in dive bars and a bloated braunschweiger shoved in a jar. No one asked why it was cut off, so Rhine will have to come back on the show and explain how a huge penis ends up without its owner in L.A.

Amber said that she thought it was bigger than John Holmes.

Not to be overshadowed by the penis, beautiful starlet Jayden Lee joined the show, especially to lapdance Savannah, who was in her black leather. An exotic mix of Asian and hispanic, Jayden is a native Spanish-speaker – that’s really seXXXy. Jayden got a kiss on the lips from Amber, which not even Robert Rhine got one of those.

He did get a lapdance, though, from very lovely Jayden. And then he took his penis and went home.

To listen to last night’s show, click here.

(Photos courtesy of EMM Report)