This gets filed under the “WTF?,” Twilight Zone weirdness of all celebrity guest appearances of ALL time – this Thursday night, June 12, LIVE on Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored, former NBA superstar, international bon vivant, and fulltime seXXXy-licious mofo Dennis Rodman joins the RNSU crew. Who knows what potentially explosive commentary will spill from the pierced lips of probably the most famous B-ball bad boy of all time???
Don’t ask us how we got him. Amber had to do A LOT to secure this groundbreaking, one-of-a-kind interview with Rodman. Practically the XXX-rated Barbara Walters, Amber’s conversation with Rodman promises to be freaky-fresh, totally surreal and, of course – uncensored!
In fact, Amber and lovely co-hostess actress Kristen Renton (who appears in FX’s “Sons of Anarachy”) are currently doing their Kegel exercises and getting piercings in preparation for Rodman’s appearance, and will have their foxiest groove ON for Dennis. We will make every effort to make sure that NOT all of Amber’s questions are penis or sex-related. Hopefully, we’ll get to talk about Dennis’ decade as a WCW wrestling star and his appearance Saturday, June 14th, at super-mega wrestling fan show House of Hardcore VI, at Harrah’s Rincon Casino in Valley Center, CA (northeast of San Diego).
All kidding aside, Dennis is a lovely man, an emotional man – he’s a thinking man, and we want to know what the hell he’s thinking about, because he doesn’t think like anyone else. He’s unique. Struggled up out of adversity to become a basketball star, a court legend. Beyond sports, Dennis has created a persona of individuality and freedom, despite many of life’s most dramatic ups and downs. He’s a man that’s struggled with many of the same issues all of us have. He’s a man that looks damn fine in a chartreuse marabou boa and heels. And very, very seXXXy, which goes without saying. Dennis is uncensored, baby, so RNSU says “Welcome home!”
Even though we used Kim Jong-un in the headline, we personally think all that news about Rodman and North Korea has overshadowed the real man. Please take a moment to listen to Dennis’ 2011 NBA Hall of Fame induction speech, which is beautiful:
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