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This Thurs on Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy “Ex Wives of Rock” Bobbie Jean Brown, Sherise Neil, Athena “Lee” Kottack & Andrew Bryniarski” ‘leatherface” star of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Say What?     Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored & cohost Anthony “Tiny” Biuso, drummer of TSOL, welcome to this week’s RNSU Show-Fuse Tv’s “Ex Wives of Rock” stars.  Video vixen Warrants “Cherry Pie” Bobbie Jean Brown, Sharise Neil star of Motley Crues hit video “Girls Girls Girls,”and Athena “Lee” Kottack, drummer of the all female metal group “Femme Fatale.”  Also, Andrew Bryniarski, most known for his character “Leatherface,”remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre   Amber Lynn & guest cohost Anthony “Tiny” Biuso – drummer for TSOL, Hookers and Blow, also host of Sullen TV’s “Tiny Talk,” welcome “Ex Wives of Rock” stars! Bobbie Jean Brown, video vixen- star of Warrants hit video “Cherry Pie,”  Great Whites’  “Once Bitten Twice Shy,” “House of Broken Love,” ‘Lady Redlight” & also seen on hit TV’s “Married with Children’ . Athena Lee Kottack  (younger sister of “Motley Crues’ Tommy Lee) as well as drummer of all female rock metal group “Femme Fatale.”  Sharise Neil, star of  “Motley Crue’s” hit video “Girls Girls Girls.”  We also welcome  Andrew Bryniarski,bodybuilder and actor in over a dozen motion pictures & TV shows, most notably his portrayal of “Leather face” in the remake of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”      SHERMAN OAKS, Calif – Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy-Uncensored has been working overtime taking the radio airwaves by storm each week with celebrity guests and cohosts from the Adult, Mainstream,& Music world’s even more exciting than the last and this Thursdays’ RNSU show promises to be no exception.   RNSU Welcomes Fuse TVs  hit reality series” Ex Wives of Rock,” star Bobbie Jean Brown, former wife of Warrants’ front man Jany Lane. She is most known for being the Blonde Bombshell star of  Warrants’ all time hit video  “Cherry Pie” as well as Great Whites, “Once Bitten Twice Shy.” She is also the author of the book “Dirty Rocker Boys” on Simon & Shuste ,and has been seen on TV guest spots on “Married with Children, and appeared in Swartzeneggers action comedy “The Last Action Hero.”    Sharise Neil, former wife of  legendary Motley Crue front man Vince Neil,  starred in Motley Crues hit video “Girls Girls Girls” which was made famous for being banned from TV due to nudity.  She is now a successful clothing designer to celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Kate Hudson Hillary Duff & Fergie.  Athena “Lee” Kottack, (younger sister of Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.)  Few people know that Tommy Lee isn’t the only kick ass drummer in the family, she is also the drummer for the All female rock metal band “Femme Fatale,” fronted by Lorraine Lewis. Also joining us is Andrew Bryniarski -body builder and actor in television and motion pictures. most notably known for his chilling portrayal of “Leatherface” the killer in the remake of the movie “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”   “I’m Soo Excited to have not only Bobbie Jean Brown back but Athena and Sharise at the same time live, let’s see if Andrew Bryniarski and cohost Tiny Biuso can keep up.” exclaimed host Amber Lynn   entertainment_tonight_ex_wives_of_rock_season_2_sneak_peek_season_32Join Amber Lynn- Rock-N-SeXXXy-Uncensored  this Thursday July 17on TalkRadio.com 7Pm Pst/10 Pm Est Call Us Live 323 203 0815 and Join in the Fun! if you miss the show replay available dwnload on Itunes & Sticher, check out our Blog at Rock-N-SeXXXy-Uncensored.com follow us on twitter.com/@RockNSeXXXyU, @XXXAmberLynns Sponsored by Hustler Hollywood

Amber Lynn Does Vegas

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and we’ve got the pix to prove it. Of course, when you’re at the AEE Show and everyone’s got the flu, you usually bring that home with you, too. All the hand-shaking, hugging, touching, feeling and kissing that goes on – and that’s just with Ron Jeremy!

Amber hit the show quick and seXXXy this year, with just enough time to see old friends on the floor before making it to the AVN Awards on Saturday night.

And she didn’t get the show flu 🙂

One Week a Year, the Adult Industry Descends on Vegas

Amber Lynn and the Rock’N’SeXXXy crew are getting ready to make the pilgrimage across the desert to Las Vegas for the annual Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards, being held Jan 15 to 18. Amber is nominated for this year’s HOTTEST MILF – don’t forget to vote right here.

Okay, so the bad news is because of the Vegas show – Amber Lynn Rock’N’SeXXXy Uncensored will be a rerun this week 🙁

The GOOD news is it’s last week’s show featuring Tera Patrick, Robert Steven Stine and Jayden Lee. There was a great positive response to the show, especially Amber’s interview with Tera – so Amber thought it would be great to run it again, while she’s in Vegas 😀

Enjoy this classic clip of The King – and stayed tuned to the blog and follow @rocknsexxxyU for live updates from the expo. We’ll also have an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT about our guest for next week!

The World’s Biggest Penis and, Perhaps, the Most Perfect Vagina

This may be the first time ever that superstar mega-goddess Tera Patrick got upstaged by a big, fat penis. Well, not exactly upstaged – but the penis definitely took over the second half of the show.

The first half was all Miss Tera, calling in from her life as a mom, as well as her many other roles: producer, softcore model, burlesque dancer, cosplay enthusiast, animal lover. Amber, Savannah and Tera chatted about Vegas and next week’s AEE Show. They talked girly stuff, like which of them has the best ass. Amber described Tera as refined and “lady-like.” Tera complimented Amber fashion sense, recalling a dance routine in which Amber wore only a fur coat.

Perhaps the most delightful detail that Tera let spill is that her current partner (and father of their daughter) met her while he was taking a mold of her vagina for Fleshlight, to create her signature line of sex toys for the company. “I got shy when he was doing it,” Tera said and she knew that chemistry was in the air. Shy is SO seXXXy.

Tera also said that she hasn’t shot hardcore scenes since 2008 and currently shoots only softcore, à la  Andrew Blake. She does webcam; Amber pointed out that webcam really is the new format for porn.

Tera will make an appearance performing burlesque at a la Mode Thursdays, at 1 Oak in the Mirage Hotel, in Las Vegas on January 16, as part of the festivities around the AEE Show.

Then, after Tera, there was the penis. And NOT Robert Steven Rhine’s penis. Well, actually, it IS his penis, technically…

Rhine is the “deaditor-in-chief” of Girls and Corpses Magazine, the only magazine about death, comedy and HOT chicks on Earth, ever. Like a zombie bikini mash-up with a necrophilia chaser. And maybe unsurprisingly, lots of very HOT girls want to be photographed with dead, petrified, mummified, preserved things – hence, the penis.

Won at auction, Rhine claimed that it came from someone named the “Polish Giant” or something like that – just one of many strange items in his collection.

In a pickle jar, a huge, soft-looking, flesh-colored, vein-y, severed penis floating in some liquid. With the scrotum attached. Like those eggs you get in dive bars and a bloated braunschweiger shoved in a jar. No one asked why it was cut off, so Rhine will have to come back on the show and explain how a huge penis ends up without its owner in L.A.

Amber said that she thought it was bigger than John Holmes.

Not to be overshadowed by the penis, beautiful starlet Jayden Lee joined the show, especially to lapdance Savannah, who was in her black leather. An exotic mix of Asian and hispanic, Jayden is a native Spanish-speaker – that’s really seXXXy. Jayden got a kiss on the lips from Amber, which not even Robert Rhine got one of those.

He did get a lapdance, though, from very lovely Jayden. And then he took his penis and went home.

To listen to last night’s show, click here.

(Photos courtesy of EMM Report)

Only One Week Left to VOTE for Amber

amber_boobs_ribbonedAmber Lynn is one fucking smoking HOT MILF, but only YOU can make her HOTTEST MILF for 2014 at the AVN Awards.

Fans can vote once a day until January 17, just click here to go to the ballot. A vote for Amber Lynn is a vote for freedom, justice and the American way!

Just LOOK at that body – built for SIN. That ass, those boobs, blonde hair – it’s all there, and been there since 1983, stoking YOUR fantasies. Make her dreams come true and cast your vote over and over and over again.

And look for Amber in Las Vegas this year at the Adult Entertainment Expo, Jan 15-18 at the Hard Rock Hotel. She and the RNSU crew will be roaming around looking for HOT SeXXXy people to hang out with. Join the fun, babies.

 

On January 9 – Ms Tera Patrick – SO SeXXXy HOT SeXXXy

tera-patrick-1050x1680We’re really proud to announce – on our next show, Jan 9 at 7pm PST – porn royalty Ms Tera Patrick will join us for some girly chat. Tera, Amber and Savannah will dish the dirt, only a week before the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, Jan 15-17.

Tera is a sweetheart. She and Amber go a ways back. Tera is a beautiful woman, caring mom and partner, she loves her pets. And frankly, she may have the most perfect breasts on Earth – let’s just SAY IT – they are luscious, pillow-y, HOT, heaving mounds of woman flesh and we LOVE that. LOVE. Yummy yum yum!

Ms Tera also has an amazing following in the gamer world after an appearance in Saints Row II and she is into cosplay, which is really fucking hot. Like, imagine Tera Patrick in a plush, pink, furry kitty kat bustier and thong, Google Glass(es), 6″ heel pink vinyl Hello Kitty thigh-high boots, lots of diamond bling and an AK-47… and whiskers…well, you get the picture. AND she performs a sought-after burlesque act that involves a lot of seXXXy lingerie and high heels.

Oh – just fyi – Tera AND Amber and A LOT of legendary adult stars also will be appearing at the HollywoodShow.com THIS WEEKEND, Jan 3-5, at the Loews Hollywood Hotel. Don’t miss this opportunity to meet them in person, take pictures, get autographs and hang out with so many adult icons in one spot!

LISTEN to Tera Patrick LIVE this Thursday, Jan 9 at 7pm PST, on Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored @ LATalkRadio.com.

Guess WHO Our Special Guest is Next Week?

Tera+PatrickAt Rock’N’SeXXXy UnCensored, we’re gearing up for the AEE Show and AVN Awards this month in Las Vegas. So, this week we have a very special guest for you… but we wanted to tease you a little first. She’s PORN ROYALTY – long may she reign! And she knows a thing or two about musicians… stay tuned for next week’s guests – we won’t tease you for TOO long before you get some satisfaction. Listen in EVERY Thursday night at 7pm PST on LATalkRadio.com.

 

Everybody Loves MILFs

234x344Amber Lynn wants YOU! As a red-blooded American, you must cast your vote for Miss Amber for HOTTEST MILF in this year’s AVN Awards, to be held in Las Vegas on January 18. After all, MILFs are as American as Ford, hot dogs and apple pie – and Amber is 100% smoking HOT all-American!

She pictured here (to the left) on the boxcover of 2008 blockbuster “The Wives of Amber Lane,” a bestseller for Wicked Pictures, starring Amber as a sexually insatiable housewife. Deliciously MILFy, if we do say so ourselves.

Click here to cast your vote xoxo

 

 

Yummy-yum-yum! Feliz Navidad!

photo(1)¡Feliz Navidad y próspero Año Nuevo! Here’s something you didn’t know about Amber. She loves to cook! As a matter of fact, this past Thanksgiving, Amber wrangled a 26 pound turkey all by herself – and it came out moist and delicious. Mmmmmmm-mmm!! In this photo, Amber is wrangling a couple of our favorite hams, The Chorizo Brothers, at last year’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Looks yummy, huh? Well, we know you’re getting ready to stuff… something for the holidays. Here’s a great recipe for chorizo-cornbread stuffing from FoodNetwork.com.